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Tuesday, 10 October 2006

  • I'm totally loving classes.  I hope that I can actually learn some new things at this school.

    I made a new graphic last night. If it weren't for Color Construction, I wouldn't have known which colors to use, so that means I am learning something, right? ^_^

    I got my computer back last night, and it's been fun to play in photoshop again without Rich staring over my shoulder, or Amanda and Shannon laughing about something in the corner and saying "*psst* DANIEL!" every 2 minutes, and above all else, blasting underOATH as loud as I can.

    Everything is on it's way to good, but it's still not there yet.

Monday, 01 May 2006

Tuesday, 21 March 2006

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    Doin' My Time
    By Jim Gaffigan
    7. Hoooot Pocket!
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    I'm moving a little slow tonight, I had a Hot Pocket for dinner. Never really see that on a menu when you go out, do you?
    "Let's see, I'm going to have the Ceaser Salad and the Hot Pocket."

    "Uh, today's specials, we have a seabass which is broiled and we have a Hot Pocket which is cooked in a dirty microwave, and that comes with a side of Metamucil."
    "Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle?"
    "Oh, it's frozen."
    "I'll have the Hot Pocket."
    I buy Hot Pockets, too. I go in grocery stores and I'm like "yeah... I get these."
    I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwords been "I'm glad I ate that." It's always like "I'm going to die. I paid for that?? Did I eat it or rub it on my face? My back hurts! owwww..."
    I was looking at a box of Hot Pockets, they have a warning printed on the side. It said "Warning: You Just Bought Hot Pockets! Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer. You hillbilly, enjoy the next NASCAR event."
    Hot Pocket
    Hot Pockets haven't been around that long, like ten years. How'd they come up with that? Was there some guy at a marketing meeting like "Hey, how 'bout a Pop-Tart filled with really nasty meat?" "Johnson, that's gross. Get to work on that."
    Hot Pocket
    They do have the vegetarian Hot Pocket, for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but still want diarrhea.
    Hot Pocket
    They should just come with a roll of toilet paper.
    Diarrhea Pocket
    Recently they introduced the breakfast Hot Pocket... finally! I can't think of a better way to start the day!
    GOOD MORNING!!!!  You're about to call in sick.
    Hot Pocket
    Now, you can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.
    Dead Pocket
    I saw a commerical for a chicken pot pie Hot Pocket. Now they're just fucking with us. Just a matter of time until "Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket - it's a Hot Pocket filled with a Hot Pocket. Tastes just like a Hot Pocket. I'm going to go stick my head in the microwave. Hot Pocket!"
    I can't wait 'til they take a Hot Pocket and fill it with a Steakum. Let's call it 'Murder.' Just smell it and you pass out.
    Steakum Pocket
    Anyone have a Steakum today? Nevermind, you wouldn't be here would ya?
    That's a great name for a product.
    "Is it steak?"
    "Steak? Ummm... I wouldn't call it 'steak.'"
    "Oh... what's it made of?"
    "Uh, I'm not supposed to tell anyone. Why don't you leave me alone?"

Monday, 20 March 2006

  • I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream has gone from me.

    Yesterday was almost the best day of my young life. I showed up at Abby's house at 7:44 am, and we went off to The Rock! Around 9:30, we stopped fifteen minutes outside of Rockingham and got breakfast, and we were at the track at 10 for Phantasm's StreetWars. So much fun, so many cars, all so beautiful. We left around five, and on US 1 North, on the way back to Raleigh, in a town called Dunrovin, my hoodpins failed me and my hood flew up and smashed my windshield. It was sadness.
    Today, I'm getting a new hood, black, from another 93 Civic Coupe, all for 20 bucks. That's luck, and the windshield's going to be $250 plus $20 for a new Alpine vinyl.
    Anyway, poor TheCivic, and it's sad and all, but we're fine and it still drives, so everything will be okay. I have to go back to class now.

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